u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Two words: nipple clamps
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