well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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