People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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