Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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