He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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