dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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