My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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