Where is the hickey?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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