If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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