Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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