This house was built for laser tag.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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