As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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