butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
