ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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