where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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