How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have post one night stand depression
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