Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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