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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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