I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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