i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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