The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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