we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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