Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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