i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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