Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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