Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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