Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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