Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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