Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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