from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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