She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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