How'd it feel making her break her religion?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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