fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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