ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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