Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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