Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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