it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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