Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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