butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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