I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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