hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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