You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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