You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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