Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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