You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Sober January is a disaster.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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