you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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