I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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