Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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