Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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