thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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