On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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