Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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