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xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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