Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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